Darlings, I've been hanging out with some Hollywood screwballs, but before I tell you about them, check out these photos from the New York production of "Caged!"

Here I am looking glamorously apprehensive with esteemed character actor Wallace Shawn.

As ex-stripper and Queen Bee of the bullpen Kitty Starr, my return from solitary required makeup and wig changes as well as inspired acting.

With Donna Mills and Beth Broderick at the opening of "Lypsinka! The Boxed Set" on the Sunset Strip.

The lady in red meets Doris Roberts and Jim J. Bullock in sunny Hollywood.

Wonderful friend Ken Page (of "Torch Song Trilogy," "Cats" and "Ain't Misbehavin'") and dreamy Lorna Luft and I conquer the Los Angeles entertainment industry.

My usually mild-mannered male maid John Epperson went ballistic when he discovered my huge Hollywood billboard you see looming in the background.

Here's an extra little something: Mark Sendroff's 50th birthday party with Nancy Dussault, Julie Wilson (partially hidden), Lesley Gore, little me, Steven Brinberg, Mr. Sendroff, the kid from "Seussical," Lainie Kazan, Margaret Whiting, Jaye P. Morgan and Kaye Ballard! Completely hidden, except for her arm and microphone above Julie Wilson's head is Mimi Hines.

What Becomes a Legend Most?

Caged and boxed celebrities

early 2000 antics

me and my infamous friends

fashion, fun and fanatacism

Chillin' with Puff Lyppy

Lypsinka and Faye Dunaway tete-a-tete at the 25th anniversary screening of "Chinatown".

At the premiere screening of "Scandalous Me: The Jacqueline Susann Story."