May 16, 2001

Super-bad Sheryl Lee Ralph was at the show tonight and the hidden camera in
my dressing room caught the Dreamgirl on film trying to steal my Oscar I won
for "Cleopatra Jones Vs. Lypsinka." The diva was dismissed!

May 26, 2001

Kooky Barbara Rush wormed her way backstage and tried to take my Oscar for
"Francis, The Lip-Synching Mule." Why would my Oscar be her magnificent

June 12, 2001

Slithery Jackie Collins attempted to make off with my Oscar for "Take Her,
Lypsinka's Mine." She probably wanted it for her sister Joan who, of course,
does NOT have one.

July 18, 2001

Don't you have an Emmy already, Megan Mullalley? Must you also have my Oscar
for "Mexican Spitfire Goes Lip-Synch?"

Lypsinka's Nightmare!

Son of Trog