May 16, 2001
Super-bad Sheryl Lee Ralph was at the show tonight
and the hidden camera in
my dressing room caught the Dreamgirl on film trying to steal
my Oscar I won
for "Cleopatra Jones Vs. Lypsinka." The diva was dismissed!
May 26, 2001
Kooky Barbara Rush wormed her way backstage and tried
to take my Oscar for
"Francis, The Lip-Synching Mule." Why would my Oscar
be her magnificent
June 12, 2001
Slithery Jackie Collins attempted to make off with
my Oscar for "Take Her,
Lypsinka's Mine." She probably wanted it for her sister
Joan who, of course,
does NOT have one.
July 18, 2001
Don't you have an Emmy already, Megan Mullalley? Must
you also have my Oscar
for "Mexican Spitfire Goes Lip-Synch?"
Son of Trog